Parallel Dating
I've decided that I perceive dating like italian women parallel park.
First you find a fit and decide to go for it.
Once you've properly scoped out the area you decide that the best method to get noticed would be the 'bump'. So you get in close next to the unassuming girl and give her a nice little bodycheck. If you're going with this move. It has got to be hard enough to get noticed and to cause a little commotion so that you can act concerned. Now a big score would be to totally knock her drink down so that you can buy her a new drink.
In actuality this is totally an awful move, afterwards both parties will surely feel like a victim in a drive by. Never the less, its in every guys playbook and will probably stay there long into the next chinese dynasty.