I wont take you for granted.
Is your boyfriend adding a few too many pounds since he started taking you for granted? Not sure? Here's how to tell.
- when he tripped over on Fourth Avenue, he landed on Twelfth.
- he got hit by a VW and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
- his bellybutton’s got an echo.
- when he goes to the zoo the elephants throw him peanuts.
- he is planning on going to the Rose Bowl Parade...wearing ropes.
- and you'll see that he is getting a little too heavy into drag when he leaves the house in high heels, and comes came back in flip-flops.
Now as soon as you spot some or all of these signs, get on gmail and ask me out for a jog.