i see phallic things

Dec 16, 2007 at 10:25 PM
3 comments

Maybe dating is like pulling up on the wrong side of the pump at the gas station.

Immediately after the moment when you know its not going to work, you dont leave, you dont say, 'oh well', you dont even let the other person know. Against all intuition, you just stay with the original plan, try to accommodate the other person in hopes of a quick exit. But once you get a taste of alcohol the idiot in you might think that there's a chance of getting lucky. Don't be a fool, its not going to happen because it was never going to happen. In the end, if you're actually trying to stick it in you probably deserve to get knocked on yer ass.